My new career path has led me to the world of beauty. I am very fortunate to have such a fun job where I get to see all of the latest and greatest in skin care and beauty...all the time! Except for a couple of problems...yeahhhh...
I have now noticed things on my face and body that I never really considered before. I mean I knew I had some orange peel skin on the back of my thighs and some nasolabial whatevers...HEY, I'm over 30, give a girl a break! But sheesh, apparently, I'm just a sagging, droopy mess according to all those products out there!
It will only cost me roughly $50 gazillion dollars in products containing anything from plants and proteins to stem cell technology. I can even shine a red or blue light on my face or slightly electrocute myself if necessary. After all, beauty is painful, right?!
So if I apply enough lotions and potions for my large pores, fine wrinkles, deep wrinkles, jowl lines, crepey eyes, thin skin, dry patches, oily T-zone, cellulite and lip lines maybe then I can look like the 15 year olds they have pictured on their ads?!